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Horray for me!!!!
Feb 14 finally came and is now gone. We as men are expected to go above and beyond the call of duty for our special ladies and make them feel like the center of the Universe for one day.
We have all seen them men up at 8 a.m. frantically scouring the gift card isle, picking over the wilted dejected flower arrangements, grabbing a bag of chocolate cover peanuts thinking it'll go great with the wilted flowers, and snoopy Valentines Day card! LOSER, your sorry ass should have been thinking a week ahead at LEAST!!! Yet here you are embarrassing yourself grabbing these last hour items thinking you'll swoop her off her feet for sure this year, or at least thinking you'll live to repeat if again, next year....EMBARRASSING.
Don't get me wrong, we know what you are trying to do...you are trying to please your woman, the mother, the care taker of your wrinkled ass wardrobe, trying to "Play" along with this holiday made up for women by women. Yeah they snicker under their breath, mumbling at your weak attempt to show them, you are still a member of the players club, all the while they are thinking they should have chosen your best friend at the bar 8 years ago instead of your procrastinating sorry ass.
Fear not men, you can continue suckling the teet of society and ask for nothing in return for you early morning blitz to the super market card isle, or you could demand a day set aside for "Men" for men, by me.
No man wants a diamond ring, no man wants to be swoon off their feet by a sappy sorry valentines day card, we want to be pushed back against the wall, on the bed, on the couch, we want "HEAD" give us head, all day long we want head, we are not material, we are simple, the things we want are "Free" and you possess the power to please us with the flick of the tongue not the flick of a credit card, or fist full of flowers, grab a fist full of man and put your man on the pedestal for once….
Pass the word men!
James
Posted On Sunday, February 14th 2010 By GimpCollector | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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my birthday..
dude you took my birthday away
thanks really
can't you change it to the 18th or something?
a nice thing to notice when your b-day is tommorow
sigh
PS i am turning 14 tommorow...
Posted On Saturday, August 16th 2008 By sigh | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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In the southern hemisphere....
things swirl clockwise instead of counter clockwise. and nat'l head day is even more unknown. i am on a mission to get some head today, but language and culture are against me right now. wish me lick...i mean luck...and i hope you all enjoy aug 17th up in the northern hemi.
Posted On Friday, August 17th 2007 By uh-huh | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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momentum
It seems to me this should catch on rather quickly. It's the sort of thing that sells itself you know.
Posted On Saturday, March 10th 2007 By woodsman | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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word...
jus curious though... if not hallmark, who'll be your corporate sponsor?
Posted On Saturday, March 10th 2007 By yeti | My Vote:Log In to vote |
I'd ask Hershery's Chocolate Syrup!
Posted On Saturday, March 10th 2007 By strikeout
eww, that's not even chocolate.
Posted On Sunday, March 11th 2007 By yeti
I'm partial to whipped cream.
Posted On Friday, August 15th 2008 By lululala
Dick's Sporting Goods?
Posted On Wednesday, August 18th 2010 By MJ
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everyday
Every day is head day in our house (his and hers) but we appreciate designating a specific day to celebrate one of our favorite pastimes.
Posted On Saturday, March 10th 2007 By jfuckinr | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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Finally
A day all can relate to, whether you are giving or receiving, it is a wonder someone hasn't come up with this sooner. Thanks for thinking of the little people (or not so little, depending on your luck) Be well, live long.
Posted On Friday, March 9th 2007 By :( | My Vote:Log In to vote |
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